1 00:00:07,964 --> 00:00:14,638 (Film crew talking in background) 2 00:00:45,293 --> 00:00:48,755 - Now Lance, the media has never commented in interviews 3 00:00:49,172 --> 00:00:51,341 on how uh. . .big you are. Any comment? 4 00:00:51,675 --> 00:00:53,885 - Look I don't think about that, I've never measured it. 5 00:00:54,219 --> 00:00:56,471 I guess it's pretty good. 6 00:00:56,805 --> 00:00:58,598 In fact it's great. You know they are all big on screen. 7 00:00:59,265 --> 00:01:03,186 - Well do you enjoy your sex scenes with co-star "Linda Hand"? 8 00:01:03,728 --> 00:01:05,897 - Well Linda Hand is the studios top female star. 9 00:01:06,481 --> 00:01:07,482 That's why we work together. 10 00:01:07,816 --> 00:01:09,651 - And do you get together off camera? 11 00:01:12,112 --> 00:01:14,364 - Linda and I have our own private lives. 12 00:01:15,657 --> 00:01:18,243 The only time we are together is when we are shooting. 13 00:01:18,618 --> 00:01:20,787 - Well I am sure you have a very busy life, 14 00:01:21,162 --> 00:01:24,082 and it must be draining. 15 00:01:24,791 --> 00:01:26,084 - Not really. 16 00:01:26,459 --> 00:01:27,544 - That's what I've heard. 17 00:01:27,877 --> 00:01:28,378 - Oh. 18 00:01:29,337 --> 00:01:32,590 I tell you what why don't we have dinner tonight, 19 00:01:32,924 --> 00:01:36,052 and maybe we can continue this conversation about my after hours 20 00:01:36,386 --> 00:01:37,804 reputation. 21 00:01:38,138 --> 00:01:40,473 - Sorry Lance, I can't, I have all these things... 22 00:01:40,807 --> 00:01:43,518 - I hate to interrupt your interview Mr. Hardy, 23 00:01:43,852 --> 00:01:46,312 but literally speaking we have to get this fucking scene shot. 24 00:01:46,646 --> 00:01:49,441 That's uh if you can be up for it? 25 00:01:49,774 --> 00:01:50,191 - Yeah 26 00:01:52,277 --> 00:01:57,323 Well, international box office star Lance Hardy has to get it hard! 27 00:01:59,993 --> 00:02:01,327 - Ok heat em up! 28 00:02:05,582 --> 00:02:08,168 - Box office star, really? 29 00:02:10,378 --> 00:02:11,921 Your watching too many of your own movies. 30 00:02:12,589 --> 00:02:14,966 Now if your cock was as hard as your head maybe we could get 31 00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:15,592 started. 32 00:02:15,925 --> 00:02:17,886 - You know you have a terrific mouth. 33 00:02:18,344 --> 00:02:20,221 - So I've been told. 34 00:02:20,555 --> 00:02:22,474 - Especially when no words come out of it. 35 00:02:22,807 --> 00:02:25,351 - Oh for gosh sake Linda, 36 00:02:25,769 --> 00:02:27,270 This is supposed to be a sex scene. 37 00:02:27,604 --> 00:02:28,271 Your a nympho... 38 00:02:28,646 --> 00:02:30,315 Instead you are acting like my wife. 39 00:02:30,648 --> 00:02:32,567 Quiet on the set everybody. 40 00:02:32,901 --> 00:02:33,359 I'm sorry. 41 00:02:33,693 --> 00:02:34,986 - Ok, ok. 42 00:02:35,528 --> 00:02:38,114 Let's just get this started, so we can get this dumb scene over 43 00:02:38,448 --> 00:02:38,573 with. 44 00:02:40,742 --> 00:02:41,785 - You know he's right. 45 00:02:42,118 --> 00:02:42,869 - Roll sound. 46 00:02:43,411 --> 00:02:43,953 - Rolling. 47 00:02:44,329 --> 00:02:44,746 (Whispers) 48 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:45,455 Speed! 49 00:02:46,873 --> 00:02:47,874 Speed, mark it! 50 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:51,503 Marker. . .action! 51 00:03:12,607 --> 00:03:14,192 - Yeah that's good. 52 00:03:14,526 --> 00:03:15,819 AHHHH! 53 00:03:16,361 --> 00:03:20,824 (Carnival music) 54 00:04:34,856 --> 00:04:36,774 - What did she do? 55 00:04:38,276 --> 00:04:40,195 Awww did it hurt him? 56 00:04:42,071 --> 00:04:46,075 Linda bit Lance on his most precious asset. 57 00:04:49,746 --> 00:04:50,830 Ok Phil, 58 00:04:51,873 --> 00:04:54,834 There's something I want you to say to both of them, for me, 59 00:04:55,210 --> 00:04:56,085 and Mr. Kuntz. 60 00:04:57,045 --> 00:05:00,298 Tell them to stop acting like Prima Donnas, 61 00:05:00,632 --> 00:05:03,218 and finish the fucking movie! 62 00:05:04,344 --> 00:05:09,474 Now if they don't do it, they will never star in another picture 63 00:05:09,807 --> 00:05:10,516 together again. 64 00:05:10,850 --> 00:05:12,727 Or separately either. 65 00:05:13,978 --> 00:05:16,773 Oh what did she do now, Phil? 66 00:05:17,232 --> 00:05:18,316 She did what? 67 00:05:22,737 --> 00:05:26,157 Alright Phil, I'll, I'll get back to you. 68 00:05:31,537 --> 00:05:34,249 Lance said something to provoke Linda, 69 00:05:34,582 --> 00:05:37,168 so she bit his cock and walked off the set. 70 00:05:38,044 --> 00:05:39,921 - Lance Hardy, boy asshole. 71 00:05:40,672 --> 00:05:43,758 Harvey, somewhere out there there's got to be another schmuck 72 00:05:44,133 --> 00:05:46,970 with a pretty face and a big putz and able to cum on que. 73 00:05:47,679 --> 00:05:50,431 And if I ever find him, I'll run Mr. Lance Hardy's ass right 74 00:05:50,765 --> 00:05:52,392 right out of Hollywood. 75 00:05:53,142 --> 00:05:55,520 - You know Bernie, this asshole that you're talking about, 76 00:05:55,979 --> 00:05:59,732 his last three pictures netted us 1 .8 mil. 77 00:06:00,275 --> 00:06:03,152 And that doesn't include the licensing fees for the 78 00:06:03,569 --> 00:06:05,655 Lance Hardy vibrators and the Lance Hardy dildos. 79 00:06:05,989 --> 00:06:07,156 - He's still an asshole. 80 00:06:07,657 --> 00:06:09,617 Harvey I'm gonna put out a casting call. 81 00:06:10,034 --> 00:06:12,328 I'm gonna get two new stars, I'm gonna replace them both. 82 00:06:13,121 --> 00:06:14,622 - Just in case you've forgotten. 83 00:06:15,039 --> 00:06:18,418 We've taken a couple of advances for another Lance Hardy 84 00:06:18,918 --> 00:06:20,670 Linda Hand picture. 85 00:06:21,004 --> 00:06:25,049 So, we better come up with a Hardy-Hand picture. 86 00:06:27,302 --> 00:06:29,220 (phone ringing) 87 00:06:30,471 --> 00:06:32,390 - Hello? Hi Ginger. 88 00:06:35,059 --> 00:06:37,687 No, I really don't feel like going shopping today. 89 00:06:38,896 --> 00:06:41,024 Well I thought I would just, um, I don't know sit 90 00:06:41,357 --> 00:06:43,651 around by the pool and answer some fan mail. 91 00:06:46,612 --> 00:06:49,490 Ok, sure! Alright, bye. 92 00:07:02,879 --> 00:07:04,213 Dear Ms. Hand, 93 00:07:05,173 --> 00:07:07,091 I'm one of your many fans. 94 00:07:07,842 --> 00:07:09,761 I jerk off to all of your movies. 95 00:07:11,220 --> 00:07:13,848 Once, the theater manager caught me and kicked me out. 96 00:07:14,932 --> 00:07:16,768 Now I go to another theater. 97 00:07:17,977 --> 00:07:20,813 Could I have a picture of you? Your devoted fan. . 98 00:07:21,647 --> 00:07:23,274 Huh, how sweet. 99 00:07:25,610 --> 00:07:28,946 - (Radio broadcast) It's 78 degrees on a beautiful day in Los Angeles, 100 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:32,450 and you're listening to non-stop music on you're favorite radio station. 101 00:07:32,784 --> 00:07:35,453 K-LOV. . . K-L-O-V 102 00:07:41,334 --> 00:07:42,126 - Yes? 103 00:07:43,711 --> 00:07:44,962 - Uh Ms. Linda Hand? 104 00:07:45,296 --> 00:07:46,714 - Yes, what do you want? 105 00:07:47,340 --> 00:07:49,258 - Uh, I'm here with the Apex pool service. 106 00:07:49,842 --> 00:07:50,885 I'm here to service you. 107 00:07:51,344 --> 00:07:54,055 I mean the pool, service the pool. It's your regular day. 108 00:07:55,431 --> 00:07:56,557 - Where's Mr. Miranda? 109 00:07:56,933 --> 00:07:58,142 - Uh, he's in Europe on vacation. 110 00:07:59,644 --> 00:08:01,396 - The pool business must be pretty lucrative. 111 00:08:01,729 --> 00:08:04,315 - Oh, well if it's not convenient now I can come back at another time. 112 00:08:05,483 --> 00:08:07,735 - Well, you're here now you might as well come on in and get it done. 113 00:08:26,546 --> 00:08:27,547 So what's your name? 114 00:08:28,339 --> 00:08:29,590 - Cochran, ma'am. 115 00:08:30,091 --> 00:08:31,884 - Just Cochrane? No first name? 116 00:08:33,052 --> 00:08:34,637 - They call me Bud, ma'am. 117 00:08:36,180 --> 00:08:39,100 - Tell you what I'll call you Bud if you stop calling me ma'am. 118 00:08:39,434 --> 00:08:41,185 Make me sound like Queen Victoria. 119 00:08:41,853 --> 00:08:44,313 I think I'm still too young to play that part. 120 00:08:45,940 --> 00:08:47,942 - You are the Linda hand from the movies aren't you? 121 00:08:48,443 --> 00:08:49,777 - You've seen some of my films? 122 00:08:50,111 --> 00:08:52,822 - Uh, I've seen Good Enough To Eat and Genitals For Blondes. 123 00:08:53,197 --> 00:08:55,700 Since I've been here I've been to the Pussycat Cinemas a couple 124 00:08:56,033 --> 00:08:59,745 of times, but back home a group of guys and me we go 125 00:09:00,079 --> 00:09:01,914 to the theater almost every week. 126 00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:03,875 - It won't bother you if I lay out here and get some sun, 127 00:09:04,208 --> 00:09:05,042 will it? 128 00:09:05,543 --> 00:09:06,210 - No, ma'am. 129 00:09:07,003 --> 00:09:08,463 I , I mean no, no it won't. 130 00:10:02,308 --> 00:10:04,852 (entrancing music) 131 00:10:57,113 --> 00:10:59,782 (upbeat guitar music) 132 00:12:14,940 --> 00:12:17,985 - Bud, why don't you come over here and put some oil on me. 133 00:12:20,321 --> 00:12:21,322 Bud? 134 00:12:27,662 --> 00:12:29,955 (low bass tones) 135 00:12:38,381 --> 00:12:40,925 Is this part of your usual service, Bud? 136 00:13:10,413 --> 00:13:12,123 - You, you see anybody in the water with me? 137 00:13:13,374 --> 00:13:13,791 - No. 138 00:14:18,439 --> 00:14:26,439 (synthesizer music) 139 00:17:47,147 --> 00:17:55,147 (moaning) 140 00:19:15,277 --> 00:19:16,445 - What do you think? 141 00:19:16,779 --> 00:19:18,489 - I don't know. What's the score? 142 00:19:19,114 --> 00:19:21,784 - Not the game, schmuck! What do you think of the act? 143 00:19:23,035 --> 00:19:25,996 - Eh, what's the big deal? She only gets one channel. 144 00:19:27,081 --> 00:19:28,791 - Turn that thing down a little, would you honey. 145 00:19:32,461 --> 00:19:34,880 You've got an interesting act. We'll let you know. 146 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,843 (accordian music) 147 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:45,724 - You've got nice tits, tits. 148 00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:48,560 - We'll let you know. Thank you very much. 149 00:19:49,311 --> 00:19:50,062 - (off screen) Next. 150 00:19:56,443 --> 00:19:57,528 (off screen) Thank you very much. 151 00:19:58,237 --> 00:19:59,488 Send the next girl in, will ya? 152 00:20:13,043 --> 00:20:13,710 Next. 153 00:20:20,467 --> 00:20:22,511 I can't take much more of this. 154 00:20:23,512 --> 00:20:25,055 Call back that girl, Daisy. 155 00:20:28,642 --> 00:20:29,518 (groans) 156 00:20:35,983 --> 00:20:37,693 - Uh, Buttercup. 157 00:20:38,318 --> 00:20:38,986 - It's Daisy. 158 00:20:39,319 --> 00:20:41,238 - Oh yes, yes, uh Daisy. 159 00:20:42,239 --> 00:20:46,201 Uh, Daisy, Mr. Cox and I, uh, 160 00:20:47,119 --> 00:20:50,330 would, uh, like you to test for a part we've got coming up. 161 00:20:51,081 --> 00:20:53,041 We think you'd be perfect. 162 00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:56,336 So why don't you come back here next Thursday and on 163 00:20:56,712 --> 00:20:58,630 your way out you see Dorothy our secretary 164 00:20:58,964 --> 00:21:00,257 and she'll give you all the details. 165 00:21:01,341 --> 00:21:01,967 How about that? 166 00:21:02,384 --> 00:21:04,011 - Ok, can I put my clothes back on? 167 00:21:04,344 --> 00:21:06,638 - Oh, of course my dear, how thoughtless of me, 168 00:21:06,972 --> 00:21:08,390 how thoughtless of me. 169 00:21:09,057 --> 00:21:10,809 - Oh, and I wanted to thank you both. 170 00:21:11,143 --> 00:21:12,811 - Oh, my pleasure, my pleasure. 171 00:21:13,145 --> 00:21:14,062 Uh, sly dog. 172 00:21:19,526 --> 00:21:20,068 Bye! 173 00:21:21,278 --> 00:21:22,196 Next Thursday! 174 00:21:29,578 --> 00:21:30,454 (groans) 175 00:21:33,916 --> 00:21:36,418 Harvey, Harvey, it ain't easy. 176 00:21:37,836 --> 00:21:39,671 But. .. Someone's gotta do it. 177 00:21:43,383 --> 00:21:45,344 Harvey, why don't you go see my tailor? 178 00:21:50,182 --> 00:21:52,559 - Cochran you know, you really oughta be in pictures. 179 00:21:53,644 --> 00:21:54,561 - You mean in fuck films? 180 00:21:56,563 --> 00:21:58,148 - You certainly have a way with words. 181 00:21:58,774 --> 00:22:00,192 - You wanna give me another audition? 182 00:22:01,610 --> 00:22:03,237 - That's exactly what I had in mind. 183 00:22:45,070 --> 00:22:47,489 (moaning) 184 00:23:45,088 --> 00:23:53,088 (electronic music) 185 00:25:31,403 --> 00:25:34,489 - Mr. Hardy, you spilled cum on Mr. Cox's desk. 186 00:25:36,032 --> 00:25:37,159 - Ah, that's too bad. 187 00:25:37,492 --> 00:25:38,869 Why don't you put some on Kuntz's desk too. 188 00:25:43,623 --> 00:25:44,916 - Mr. Hardy.. . Thank you. 189 00:25:54,843 --> 00:25:58,013 (accordian music) 190 00:26:08,398 --> 00:26:11,401 (low mumblings) 191 00:26:23,705 --> 00:26:25,081 - Lance you're late again. 192 00:26:25,832 --> 00:26:28,627 You know you've gotta give up this "I'm the greatest sex machine that 193 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:32,047 ever walks" stuff. You know? We've got a screen test to do today. 194 00:26:32,380 --> 00:26:33,465 - I know I'm sorry I'm late, ok? 195 00:26:35,509 --> 00:26:36,134 Oh hi. 196 00:26:38,512 --> 00:26:39,846 I'm really sorry I'm late. 197 00:26:41,306 --> 00:26:42,557 - Ok honey, get him hard. 198 00:26:42,891 --> 00:26:43,558 - Huh? 199 00:26:44,518 --> 00:26:45,685 - You've got some approach, Phil. 200 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:51,441 - Uh, Miss, honey, uh what's your name? 201 00:26:51,775 --> 00:26:53,527 - Daisy. Daisy Cheney. 202 00:26:54,110 --> 00:26:57,614 - Well Daisy, didn't they explain to you in casting what was expected 203 00:26:57,948 --> 00:26:59,991 of you for this screen test? 204 00:27:00,992 --> 00:27:02,994 - Well sort of, I guess. 205 00:27:03,662 --> 00:27:07,290 - Then you do understand that Lance Hardy is going to insert his thus 206 00:27:07,624 --> 00:27:11,670 swollen penis into your warm, moist vagina, and plunge it in and out 207 00:27:12,003 --> 00:27:16,216 for as long as possible, until hopefully you two experience 208 00:27:16,550 --> 00:27:18,552 the primal pleasure of an orgasm? 209 00:27:19,511 --> 00:27:24,266 But, before any of this can take place first, he must have an erection. 210 00:27:25,892 --> 00:27:28,562 And that is what we are asking of you now. 211 00:27:29,646 --> 00:27:31,815 - Well just tell me what you want me to do. 212 00:27:32,983 --> 00:27:35,860 - For God's sake girl didn't your mother teach you anything? 213 00:27:36,444 --> 00:27:38,947 Tickle his asshole, titty fuck him, suck his toes, 214 00:27:39,281 --> 00:27:41,908 sit on his face, work it by hand, do anything, 215 00:27:42,242 --> 00:27:43,326 just fuckin' do it! 216 00:27:45,412 --> 00:27:47,414 - Um, excuse us for a minute, ok? 217 00:27:47,831 --> 00:27:48,790 Good. 218 00:27:51,209 --> 00:27:53,878 Don't mind him he is a little nervous I guess. 219 00:27:54,212 --> 00:27:55,964 I was late so it was really my fault. 220 00:27:56,298 --> 00:27:58,592 He's really hollering at me not hollering at you. 221 00:27:59,426 --> 00:28:02,387 Now this is very simple all we have to do is, uh... 222 00:28:03,179 --> 00:28:05,390 It's simpler than you think. Yeah, do you have a boyfriend? 223 00:28:05,724 --> 00:28:06,224 - No. 224 00:28:06,558 --> 00:28:07,892 - Well you've had one at one time, right? 225 00:28:08,226 --> 00:28:08,852 - Right. 226 00:28:09,311 --> 00:28:12,230 - You know when you made love to him all the little things that you did 227 00:28:12,564 --> 00:28:13,565 and how much fun it was? 228 00:28:13,898 --> 00:28:15,233 That's just about what we are going to do here. 229 00:28:15,609 --> 00:28:18,945 It's very simple. It's not any special thing you have to do. 230 00:28:19,279 --> 00:28:23,158 Just be yourself, and you only need one pussy. 231 00:28:25,243 --> 00:28:25,702 - Ok. 232 00:28:26,036 --> 00:28:27,037 - And I think you'll love it. 233 00:28:32,834 --> 00:28:34,961 I'll teach you everything you have to know. 234 00:28:36,838 --> 00:28:38,465 Have you ever sucked cock before? 235 00:28:38,965 --> 00:28:39,591 - Yeah. 236 00:28:40,967 --> 00:28:41,801 - You did? 237 00:28:42,344 --> 00:28:42,844 - Sort of. 238 00:28:43,178 --> 00:28:44,095 - A little bit, huh? 239 00:28:44,429 --> 00:28:45,889 So it's really very easy. 240 00:28:46,222 --> 00:28:48,141 Just sort of like what you did before. 241 00:28:48,475 --> 00:28:49,559 Just think about that. 242 00:28:52,479 --> 00:28:53,813 - Geez it's so big! 243 00:28:55,649 --> 00:28:56,691 - Is it really? 244 00:28:57,025 --> 00:28:58,360 - Yeah! 245 00:28:59,277 --> 00:29:01,196 - Here why don't you go down on it. 246 00:29:02,947 --> 00:29:06,493 (slow synthesizer music) 247 00:29:22,467 --> 00:29:23,843 Keep it in there. 248 00:29:24,260 --> 00:29:24,886 That's it. 249 00:29:47,242 --> 00:29:49,661 - It's like sucking an ice cream cone. 250 00:30:18,481 --> 00:30:20,150 - See it's alright, isn't it? 251 00:30:20,483 --> 00:30:21,192 - Mhmm. 252 00:30:21,901 --> 00:30:23,528 - Now do it with, uh... 253 00:30:24,946 --> 00:30:28,324 Yeah that's it. A little stronger. Yeah that's it. 254 00:30:28,658 --> 00:30:29,993 Just have fun. 255 00:30:46,384 --> 00:30:49,053 You see? It's not so fuckin' hard. 256 00:30:49,888 --> 00:30:52,223 To do I mean, you just gotta relax. 257 00:30:59,063 --> 00:31:00,231 - I think she's got it! 258 00:31:00,565 --> 00:31:02,942 By George she's got it! Lance Hardy has risen 259 00:31:03,276 --> 00:31:06,613 and so has my salary! Places everyone, get ready for a take. 260 00:31:06,946 --> 00:31:07,781 Heat 'em up. 261 00:31:18,750 --> 00:31:20,168 Roll sound! 262 00:31:24,297 --> 00:31:24,964 Mark. 263 00:31:27,717 --> 00:31:28,802 Action! 264 00:31:31,137 --> 00:31:33,890 (upbeat electronic music) 265 00:31:57,997 --> 00:31:58,873 - Tell me. 266 00:31:59,833 --> 00:32:00,416 - They are. 267 00:32:00,750 --> 00:32:02,168 - They are what? - They are sensitive. 268 00:32:23,648 --> 00:32:27,402 - Just think, these were wrapped around 269 00:32:28,653 --> 00:32:31,531 that beautiful ass of yours. 270 00:32:32,365 --> 00:32:34,993 And this was just hugging... 271 00:32:36,661 --> 00:32:39,455 that sweet pussy. 272 00:32:46,838 --> 00:32:48,590 Is that on your clit? 273 00:32:48,923 --> 00:32:50,425 (giggles) 274 00:32:53,344 --> 00:32:55,555 I don't know it's not on my clit. 275 00:33:32,842 --> 00:33:40,842 (moaning) 276 00:37:22,488 --> 00:37:24,448 - Cut! Print it! Alright, great! 277 00:37:24,782 --> 00:37:27,118 Sensational! Really fucking sensational! 278 00:37:30,580 --> 00:37:32,165 - She's a natural, what can I say? 279 00:37:37,879 --> 00:37:38,880 - Hi! 280 00:37:40,882 --> 00:37:42,258 - Hi Ginger, come on in. 281 00:37:44,927 --> 00:37:46,429 You look great, you want a drink? 282 00:37:46,762 --> 00:37:48,389 - Oh, uh, I'll get it. 283 00:37:52,894 --> 00:37:55,897 So, um, how's the biggest cock in Hollywood? 284 00:37:56,230 --> 00:37:57,982 Your leading man. 285 00:37:59,650 --> 00:38:03,487 - That arrogant asshole and I will no longer be working together. 286 00:38:05,990 --> 00:38:07,450 I have found a new leading man though. 287 00:38:07,825 --> 00:38:12,330 - That won't be easy Linda, the Lance Hardy schlong is legendary. 288 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:16,500 - Oh yeah he's a terrific lover, too bad he's so inconsiderate. 289 00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,379 - Ah, could this be love? 290 00:38:23,549 --> 00:38:25,134 - So did you bring your equipment? 291 00:38:25,468 --> 00:38:27,261 - Oh yeah sure. You know I've only done rock stars before. 292 00:38:27,595 --> 00:38:29,305 Who is this guy? Is he your new boyfriend? 293 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,849 - He's gonna be a big star in the movies. 294 00:38:32,683 --> 00:38:34,393 - You mean your kind of movies? 295 00:38:35,102 --> 00:38:36,771 Mmm he must really be hung. 296 00:38:37,939 --> 00:38:40,942 What's his name? Is he cute? Is he circumcised? 297 00:38:42,026 --> 00:38:43,110 - That's him now. 298 00:38:48,658 --> 00:38:49,575 - Hi. - Hi! 299 00:38:51,994 --> 00:38:53,329 I didn't know you had company. 300 00:38:53,663 --> 00:38:55,498 - Oh, Bud Cochran this is Ginger Glover 301 00:38:55,831 --> 00:38:56,415 - Hi. 302 00:38:57,083 --> 00:38:58,334 - Want something to drink? 303 00:38:58,668 --> 00:39:00,419 - Yeah you got a beer? - Sure. 304 00:39:01,212 --> 00:39:02,797 Make yourself at home. 305 00:39:06,092 --> 00:39:07,301 - How you doing? 306 00:39:07,635 --> 00:39:08,427 - Great. 307 00:39:10,137 --> 00:39:11,806 He's cute Linda! 308 00:39:12,765 --> 00:39:14,725 I think I am going to enjoy casting him. 309 00:39:16,185 --> 00:39:18,521 - What does she mean cast me? Does she work for your studio? 310 00:39:19,814 --> 00:39:22,525 - She's going to preserve you for posterity. 311 00:39:23,359 --> 00:39:24,193 - I don't get it. 312 00:39:25,820 --> 00:39:29,490 - Well she's going to make a plaster cast of your cock. 313 00:39:30,491 --> 00:39:31,284 - No she isn't. 314 00:39:31,617 --> 00:39:32,827 - Oh it won't hurt you'll love it. 315 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:35,538 - You know your a bunch of degenerates you know that don't you? 316 00:39:36,122 --> 00:39:38,165 - Yeah. - You got that right. 317 00:39:39,959 --> 00:39:41,627 - Let's get his pants off. - Alright. 318 00:39:46,465 --> 00:39:48,175 - Now cut it out now this isn't funny. - Oh come on. 319 00:39:48,509 --> 00:39:50,553 - Hey this is humiliating to me, alright. We just met. 320 00:39:50,886 --> 00:39:53,264 - I'm just going to cast you, not castrate you. 321 00:39:53,848 --> 00:39:55,308 - Come one let's get these pants off. 322 00:39:55,683 --> 00:39:57,018 - This is sick! 323 00:39:58,144 --> 00:39:59,937 - Get in there! - We'll need some water. 324 00:40:00,271 --> 00:40:02,106 - This is sick! Degenerate! 325 00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,317 - I've got some right here. - I know perverted. 326 00:40:04,650 --> 00:40:05,443 Have a seat. 327 00:40:09,238 --> 00:40:10,531 - What are you gonna do now? 328 00:40:11,449 --> 00:40:13,117 - Well lets get his pants off and get him hard. 329 00:40:13,451 --> 00:40:15,411 I can't make the casting unless he's good and hard. 330 00:40:15,745 --> 00:40:17,121 - Come on now. 331 00:40:21,292 --> 00:40:24,003 Look I don't cotton to being made a fool of, alright. 332 00:40:28,215 --> 00:40:28,591 No. 333 00:40:29,091 --> 00:40:30,926 - You're gonna love this. 334 00:40:34,847 --> 00:40:36,974 - Come on you want this. Help me a little bit. 335 00:40:37,350 --> 00:40:38,517 - You're wrong alright. 336 00:40:38,851 --> 00:40:41,395 - Here let's get this under his ass, I don't want to make a mess. 337 00:40:41,729 --> 00:40:43,397 - What are you worried about the furniture? 338 00:40:44,940 --> 00:40:46,025 - I'm not worried about a thing, honey. 339 00:40:46,817 --> 00:40:49,528 Underwear too, we can't do it through the underwear you know. 340 00:40:49,862 --> 00:40:52,615 - I sure hope you don't hurt me. I mean I'm a gentleman at times ma'am... 341 00:40:53,074 --> 00:40:55,159 - Oh it is going to be excruciating! 342 00:40:56,285 --> 00:40:57,161 You're gonna love it. 343 00:41:07,088 --> 00:41:07,797 - Shit. 344 00:41:08,714 --> 00:41:10,466 Geez I feel like I am at the dentist. 345 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:12,093 I can never get hard now. 346 00:42:03,144 --> 00:42:04,645 Well I might get hard. 347 00:42:24,582 --> 00:42:26,000 - It's time to cast this dick. 348 00:42:29,295 --> 00:42:30,421 Let's do it. 349 00:42:36,218 --> 00:42:37,928 - How am I gonna get this off when it hardens? 350 00:42:38,721 --> 00:42:40,931 - Well you can keep it up forever, stud. When you get smaller it will 351 00:42:41,265 --> 00:42:43,058 slide right off. 352 00:42:43,851 --> 00:42:47,188 I think I'll use bronze so that even when you are gone 353 00:42:47,521 --> 00:42:52,109 your mighty organ will remain as in life always ready for another recital. 354 00:42:53,444 --> 00:42:57,031 Just give it a couple minutes for the plaster to harden and we are all set. 355 00:42:57,448 --> 00:43:00,159 - Ginger, you know, you're a master cock caster. 356 00:43:00,493 --> 00:43:01,202 - Thank you. 357 00:43:01,535 --> 00:43:03,787 - Now how am I supposed to stay hard with this thing on? 358 00:43:08,918 --> 00:43:10,544 - That's a great idea! 359 00:43:10,878 --> 00:43:15,257 Now watch closely Cochran, you may never see anything like this again. 360 00:43:37,863 --> 00:43:40,282 We're gonna fuck your toes Cochran! 361 00:43:40,658 --> 00:43:42,076 (laughter) 362 00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:54,630 (moaning) 363 00:43:56,966 --> 00:43:59,969 (accordian music) 364 00:44:09,937 --> 00:44:12,982 - Ooh you give good toe, baby! 365 00:44:25,077 --> 00:44:27,830 - Oh Cochran what big toes you have! 366 00:44:28,163 --> 00:44:36,163 - I give nice foot massages I'll tell you that. 367 00:45:48,285 --> 00:45:50,829 (moaning) 368 00:46:17,106 --> 00:46:18,232 - Oh, I'm going to... 369 00:46:18,565 --> 00:46:19,692 - No don't move! 370 00:46:20,025 --> 00:46:21,151 - It's getting so hard! 371 00:46:21,485 --> 00:46:22,069 - Just relax. 372 00:46:22,403 --> 00:46:24,780 - I can't! I can't! Oh! 373 00:46:26,824 --> 00:46:28,784 - Oh, we'll have to make another casting. 374 00:46:29,118 --> 00:46:30,577 You whip up another batch. 375 00:46:30,953 --> 00:46:32,329 I'll keep him hard. 376 00:46:33,789 --> 00:46:35,165 - How much water do I put in? 377 00:46:35,499 --> 00:46:37,292 - Um, put in the plaster first. 378 00:46:39,002 --> 00:46:39,795 About a cup. 379 00:46:41,588 --> 00:46:42,506 Just eye ball it. 380 00:46:45,718 --> 00:46:46,927 - Then how much water? 381 00:46:47,553 --> 00:46:48,762 - About half a cup. 382 00:46:52,182 --> 00:46:53,058 Then stir it. 383 00:46:53,392 --> 00:46:55,102 - It was too tight. Too tight. 384 00:47:00,899 --> 00:47:04,194 (groovy music) 385 00:48:24,066 --> 00:48:25,484 - Hand me that dildo. 386 00:48:25,859 --> 00:48:27,986 - What? - There's a dildo in that bag. 387 00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:29,863 Get it for me. Quick! 388 00:48:51,385 --> 00:48:54,179 (moaning) 389 00:49:13,156 --> 00:49:14,700 I think it's ready Linda, are you? 390 00:49:15,075 --> 00:49:16,326 - Wait, wait a minute! 391 00:49:16,660 --> 00:49:17,828 - I got it, it's right here. 392 00:49:18,161 --> 00:49:18,996 - Oh! 393 00:49:23,166 --> 00:49:26,461 - Well, I guess we are going to have to make him hard again. 394 00:49:28,714 --> 00:49:29,506 Ready? 395 00:49:44,563 --> 00:49:45,939 - Ms. Hands, sirs. 396 00:49:52,029 --> 00:49:54,489 (horns blowing) 397 00:49:59,453 --> 00:50:02,998 - You two talk, I'm going down to the Nazi sex slave 398 00:50:03,332 --> 00:50:05,167 company to see how they are doing. 399 00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:06,710 Nice to see you again Linda. 400 00:50:07,044 --> 00:50:08,378 - Nice seeing you Mr. Cox. 401 00:50:16,053 --> 00:50:19,222 - I love him like a brother, but I sure wish he'd see my tailor. 402 00:50:22,100 --> 00:50:23,727 - Bernie, darling... 403 00:50:24,770 --> 00:50:27,230 What this studio needs is a... 404 00:50:28,273 --> 00:50:30,943 Big, fresh, new cock. 405 00:50:32,152 --> 00:50:38,241 Attached to a nice, easy-going, and easy to get along with young man. 406 00:50:41,411 --> 00:50:46,249 - And as the sun slowly sinks over the Western horizon we say a 407 00:50:46,583 --> 00:50:50,087 not so fond farewell to Lance Hardy. 408 00:50:50,420 --> 00:50:51,129 What's his name? 409 00:50:51,505 --> 00:50:55,467 - Bud Cochran, well actually it's Longstreet Cochran. 410 00:50:56,218 --> 00:50:57,552 - Some screen writer made that up. 411 00:50:57,886 --> 00:50:59,471 - No it's for real. 412 00:51:00,097 --> 00:51:04,226 - It's too good to be true, uh, ok. Have him here tomorrow morning. 413 00:51:04,559 --> 00:51:05,352 We'll shoot a test. 414 00:51:05,686 --> 00:51:08,063 - Bernie, darling! Mwah! 415 00:51:09,189 --> 00:51:11,608 I know you're really going to be impressed with him. 416 00:51:12,192 --> 00:51:15,570 - Ah Linda baby, if only I wasn't happily married to Bertha 417 00:51:15,904 --> 00:51:17,572 these 28 years. 418 00:51:23,245 --> 00:51:24,287 - Morning Phil. 419 00:51:24,621 --> 00:51:27,708 - Ah, Linda. One of the hundred reasons I love you so much 420 00:51:28,041 --> 00:51:29,418 is you're always on time. 421 00:51:29,751 --> 00:51:31,712 - Oh, so tell me another 50 or 60 reasons. 422 00:51:32,045 --> 00:51:34,923 - Linda, my dear, if all my stars were as easy to work with 423 00:51:35,257 --> 00:51:38,010 as you are my life would be so much better. 424 00:51:38,343 --> 00:51:39,052 - Thanks Phil. 425 00:51:39,594 --> 00:51:40,971 - Is, uh, this the new star? 426 00:51:41,304 --> 00:51:43,015 - Oh Bud, this is Phil Parker. 427 00:51:43,348 --> 00:51:46,435 Now he's directed all of my pictures and he's the very best. 428 00:51:46,852 --> 00:51:49,021 - Phil, this is Bud Cochran. 429 00:51:49,354 --> 00:51:50,313 - How do you do? - How you doing. 430 00:51:50,647 --> 00:51:53,066 - Now I want you to remember that name. He's going to be very big. 431 00:51:54,026 --> 00:51:56,069 Of course he's already pretty big. 432 00:51:56,403 --> 00:51:58,697 But what I mean to say is that he is going to be well known. 433 00:51:59,072 --> 00:52:01,742 Oh and Phil, I just want to tell you how much I appreciate 434 00:52:02,075 --> 00:52:03,952 you doing Bud's screen test. 435 00:52:04,286 --> 00:52:05,412 Who's he working with? 436 00:52:05,746 --> 00:52:08,749 - Ah, you, Ms. uh, come over here I want to introduce you. 437 00:52:09,416 --> 00:52:11,418 Linda, Bud this is, uh, what's your name? 438 00:52:11,752 --> 00:52:13,420 - Daisy, Daisy Cheney. 439 00:52:13,754 --> 00:52:15,714 - Ah, Daisy, this is Ms. Hand. 440 00:52:16,048 --> 00:52:19,551 - Oh, Ms. Hand, I've seen all your pictures. You give the greatest head. 441 00:52:19,885 --> 00:52:21,386 - Well thank you. 442 00:52:21,887 --> 00:52:24,598 - And this is Bud Cochran. You'll be working with Bud today. 443 00:52:25,223 --> 00:52:26,808 - Ooh, he's cute! 444 00:52:27,184 --> 00:52:29,853 - Well I'm going to leave the three of you to your movie making magic. 445 00:52:35,650 --> 00:52:36,276 - Marker. 446 00:52:37,778 --> 00:52:40,238 - Ok, now try not to act too nervous now. 447 00:52:41,198 --> 00:52:42,741 Ok look right in the lens. 448 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,202 Ok now look back at me. 449 00:52:45,535 --> 00:52:46,870 And action! 450 00:52:50,290 --> 00:52:58,290 (slow piano music) 451 00:54:20,046 --> 00:54:22,424 (moaning) 452 00:54:57,417 --> 00:55:05,417 (jazz music) 453 01:00:06,851 --> 01:00:09,562 - Well Harvey what do you think? I say we let him play the lead 454 01:00:09,896 --> 01:00:11,356 with Linda in our next picture. 455 01:00:11,689 --> 01:00:13,858 - Yes, yes please say yes. 456 01:00:15,860 --> 01:00:18,738 - We still have the unfinished Matinee Idol to deal with. 457 01:00:20,198 --> 01:00:23,368 We've got to honor our commitments to our distributors. 458 01:00:23,868 --> 01:00:26,871 And deliver them a Lance Hardy, Linda Hand film. 459 01:00:27,455 --> 01:00:30,667 - You mean a Linda Hand, Lance Hardy film? Don't you Mr. Cox? 460 01:00:31,417 --> 01:00:32,001 - Whatever. 461 01:00:33,127 --> 01:00:37,465 - Ok, I'll finish this one film with Lance Hardy, but it's the last 462 01:00:37,799 --> 01:00:39,842 I'm ever going to work with him. 463 01:00:40,510 --> 01:00:44,389 From now on my leading man is Bud Cochran. 464 01:00:49,394 --> 01:00:52,272 - Linda, Linda we'll work something out. 465 01:00:53,356 --> 01:00:54,857 I'm sorry Harvey I only... 466 01:00:55,191 --> 01:00:58,027 - Bernie they got their brains between their legs. 467 01:00:58,987 --> 01:01:03,741 - Harvey they just don't realize the attraction they have for one another. 468 01:01:04,325 --> 01:01:07,537 - You know maybe you're right. You know this studio's success 469 01:01:07,870 --> 01:01:10,832 is attributable to Lance and Linda together. 470 01:01:11,207 --> 01:01:14,836 Well hell they've acted like this towards one another ever since 471 01:01:15,169 --> 01:01:15,920 the start. 472 01:01:16,254 --> 01:01:20,008 Whatever is between them sure works well on the screen. 473 01:01:21,050 --> 01:01:23,678 Don't fool with a winning combination. 474 01:01:28,558 --> 01:01:32,770 - Lance Hardy, I'm really glad we had a chance to get together tonight. 475 01:01:33,438 --> 01:01:36,774 You know Doris has done some research on what you do, your lifestyle. 476 01:01:37,108 --> 01:01:39,319 You know we're not squares, we understand this sort of thing. 477 01:01:39,652 --> 01:01:42,405 I think it's terrific. And I know about your relationship with 478 01:01:42,739 --> 01:01:44,449 your studio, Sensational International. 479 01:01:44,782 --> 01:01:45,700 And that's fine. 480 01:01:46,367 --> 01:01:49,078 But I really don't think you are getting the proper edge. 481 01:01:49,495 --> 01:01:52,999 What I'm proposing, I think, will blow the lid off the market. 482 01:01:53,583 --> 01:01:55,001 And boost your career. 483 01:01:56,210 --> 01:01:57,712 - Blow the lid off the market? 484 01:01:58,129 --> 01:01:59,172 - Tell him Doris. 485 01:02:00,256 --> 01:02:03,217 - You tell him Walter. I'm embarrassed. 486 01:02:03,885 --> 01:02:05,094 - She's embarrassed. 487 01:02:05,511 --> 01:02:10,391 Lance Hardy's advice to women about sex. 488 01:02:11,976 --> 01:02:12,727 - What? 489 01:02:13,061 --> 01:02:16,105 - To women about sex. Written by Lance Hardy! 490 01:02:16,689 --> 01:02:18,232 - Lance Hardy advice about sex? 491 01:02:18,608 --> 01:02:19,651 - For women. 492 01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:23,571 - Tell him the clincher Doris 493 01:02:24,072 --> 01:02:26,574 - Hard cover. Best Seller. 494 01:02:27,158 --> 01:02:30,244 My husband will publish a book that you will write. 495 01:02:30,620 --> 01:02:33,289 That gives advice to women about sex. 496 01:02:34,165 --> 01:02:36,417 - I think it will make the New York Times best seller list, 497 01:02:36,751 --> 01:02:38,044 and probably run for a year. 498 01:02:38,378 --> 01:02:39,837 I'm talking something very big. 499 01:02:40,171 --> 01:02:40,672 - Yeah? 500 01:02:41,005 --> 01:02:43,466 - I think it's sensational. Doris came up with the idea. 501 01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:45,968 I'm the publisher, I'm handling the overall package. 502 01:02:46,302 --> 01:02:49,138 You know the financing. Doris will work out the details with you. 503 01:02:49,472 --> 01:02:51,474 How it's going to work, she'll edit it, the whole thing. 504 01:02:51,808 --> 01:02:55,311 Doris do me a favor. Take him home, go over the details with him. 505 01:02:55,645 --> 01:02:57,397 Will you do that for him? Show him how it works? 506 01:02:57,730 --> 01:02:59,691 You got any questions, no problem. I gotta get out of here. 507 01:03:00,024 --> 01:03:01,442 Alright Doris? You'll take him home? 508 01:03:01,776 --> 01:03:02,276 - Sure darling. 509 01:03:02,610 --> 01:03:04,737 - You look good, you look good. Great. 510 01:03:19,127 --> 01:03:21,087 - You've got a nice place here. 511 01:03:22,255 --> 01:03:25,550 So, uh, you want me to do a little book, write a book, huh. 512 01:03:26,592 --> 01:03:30,388 - Listen Lance, Walter will never find out about this. 513 01:03:31,180 --> 01:03:34,142 He could never understand how I really feel about you. 514 01:03:35,059 --> 01:03:36,936 Only I understand Lance. 515 01:03:37,270 --> 01:03:38,646 I know what you feel. 516 01:03:39,439 --> 01:03:40,440 - You know what I feel? 517 01:03:41,107 --> 01:03:44,652 - Listen to me Lance, I'm talking about a relationship here. 518 01:03:45,069 --> 01:03:45,862 - Mrs. Michaels... 519 01:03:46,195 --> 01:03:46,904 - Doris. 520 01:03:47,238 --> 01:03:49,574 - Doris, look Doris you don't understand what this business is like. 521 01:03:49,907 --> 01:03:51,117 And I'm not really the way you think I am. 522 01:03:51,451 --> 01:03:52,869 - I know. I know Lance. 523 01:03:53,202 --> 01:03:58,458 So you just relax and stay right here. And don't move. 524 01:04:00,168 --> 01:04:02,170 I'm going to slip into something... 525 01:04:04,046 --> 01:04:05,131 - More comfortable. 526 01:04:07,925 --> 01:04:09,302 - More expressive. 527 01:04:16,058 --> 01:04:17,477 - I gotta get out of here. 528 01:04:19,437 --> 01:04:21,022 Maybe I'll stay. 529 01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:24,859 I mean she's not that bad looking. 530 01:04:25,985 --> 01:04:29,405 She's cute, and a good piece of ass maybe. 531 01:04:29,822 --> 01:04:31,407 Who the fuck will know? 532 01:04:31,741 --> 01:04:33,367 Nah I better go. No this isn't... 533 01:04:35,495 --> 01:04:38,039 I'll stay. .. No. Yeah I'll stay. 534 01:04:38,372 --> 01:04:39,332 I'll stay. I'll stay. 535 01:04:42,168 --> 01:04:43,252 I'll stay. 536 01:05:12,824 --> 01:05:16,577 - Just relax and lie there darling. I'll do everything. 537 01:05:21,624 --> 01:05:23,209 - I gotta get out of here. 538 01:05:24,919 --> 01:05:27,588 - What a bad sport. Hmph. 539 01:05:29,757 --> 01:05:31,133 - With warmest regards... 540 01:05:31,592 --> 01:05:33,302 - Sensational International Pictures. 541 01:05:34,011 --> 01:05:36,889 - Harvey D. Cox, Chairman of the Board. 542 01:05:37,223 --> 01:05:39,058 - Bernard A. Kuntz, President. 543 01:05:40,184 --> 01:05:42,019 Thank you Dorothy, that'll be all. 544 01:05:43,062 --> 01:05:44,522 - You're welcome sir. 545 01:05:45,606 --> 01:05:48,359 - Oh, hi Dorothy how's my favorite secretary? 546 01:05:48,734 --> 01:05:51,028 - I'm doing well Mr. Hardy, thank you. 547 01:05:51,487 --> 01:05:56,742 - You know you look very.. . Respectable. 548 01:05:57,827 --> 01:05:59,245 - You look well yourself, sir. 549 01:06:01,998 --> 01:06:04,876 - Well thank you Mr. Hardy for honoring us with your 550 01:06:05,209 --> 01:06:06,836 esteemed presence. 551 01:06:07,420 --> 01:06:08,838 - Cut the crap Bernie, get to the point. 552 01:06:09,171 --> 01:06:10,423 What did you want to see me about? 553 01:06:10,756 --> 01:06:14,594 - We want you to finish Matinee Idol with Linda. 554 01:06:15,094 --> 01:06:18,389 - Well what about that other actress we tested? Daisy, uh... 555 01:06:18,723 --> 01:06:19,223 What's her name? 556 01:06:19,557 --> 01:06:21,934 - Daisy Cheney, yes, her test looked great, just great. 557 01:06:22,268 --> 01:06:22,560 But... 558 01:06:22,894 --> 01:06:26,439 - But, we've got to recoup our money from Matinee Idol. 559 01:06:26,772 --> 01:06:30,276 And the only way to do that is for you and Linda both to finish the picture. 560 01:06:34,113 --> 01:06:37,408 - Supposed I agree. Then how are you going to get Linda to go along 561 01:06:37,742 --> 01:06:38,451 with this? 562 01:06:38,826 --> 01:06:41,245 - We've already talked to Linda, and she's agreed. 563 01:06:41,621 --> 01:06:43,831 She's gonna cooperate fully. 564 01:06:44,165 --> 01:06:47,335 - And then after Matinee Idol is completed, we can drop Linda 565 01:06:47,668 --> 01:06:49,921 and replace her with Daisy in the next film. 566 01:06:50,463 --> 01:06:54,008 - Crazy. How do you drop Linda Hand? 567 01:06:54,467 --> 01:06:56,802 - We don't need two female stars in one lot. 568 01:06:57,136 --> 01:06:59,805 - Now Linda's too old. She's over the hill. 569 01:07:00,389 --> 01:07:02,099 - I think your partner is going a little whacky. 570 01:07:03,476 --> 01:07:07,647 I think you're crazy! Linda Hand past her prime? She's the best! 571 01:07:08,397 --> 01:07:11,525 She can still raise every cock from here to the East Coast. 572 01:07:12,860 --> 01:07:15,237 Including a couple of old men that I know. 573 01:07:15,571 --> 01:07:16,405 (laughter) 574 01:07:17,198 --> 01:07:18,449 Alright when do you want to resume film? 575 01:07:18,783 --> 01:07:21,160 - Tomorrow morning at 8 o'clock sharp. So be there. 576 01:07:22,536 --> 01:07:24,288 - Oh I'll be there. 577 01:07:30,294 --> 01:07:33,506 - I told you Bernie, they've got their brains between their legs. 578 01:07:50,523 --> 01:07:52,942 - If you two are ready, I'd uh, like to get started. 579 01:08:01,450 --> 01:08:04,537 Places everyone, get ready for a take. Heat em' up. 580 01:08:05,997 --> 01:08:06,998 Roll sound. 581 01:08:08,124 --> 01:08:08,874 Mark. 582 01:08:10,292 --> 01:08:11,460 Action! 583 01:08:17,717 --> 01:08:20,094 (slow music) 584 01:09:41,092 --> 01:09:43,469 - You know I was following you all that time, didn't you? 585 01:09:45,805 --> 01:09:48,474 Huh? I was watching you. 586 01:09:52,561 --> 01:09:53,437 Did you know that? 587 01:09:53,771 --> 01:09:54,855 - Yeah I knew it. 588 01:09:56,357 --> 01:09:58,025 - You want this cock, don't you? 589 01:10:00,194 --> 01:10:01,946 - Oh, yeah, give it to me! 590 01:10:06,283 --> 01:10:08,953 - I'm not your husband. You can talk to him that way, but you can't 591 01:10:09,286 --> 01:10:10,412 talk to me that way. 592 01:10:10,746 --> 01:10:12,581 I give you what I want, when I want it. 593 01:10:12,915 --> 01:10:13,541 You understand? 594 01:10:21,757 --> 01:10:24,510 You bitch, how does it feel to have a dick in you? 595 01:10:24,844 --> 01:10:25,553 - I love it! 596 01:10:25,886 --> 01:10:27,638 - That's because your husband doesn't have a cock, right? 597 01:10:27,972 --> 01:10:29,598 - Not like yours he doesn't. 598 01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:33,144 Fuck me. 599 01:10:33,519 --> 01:10:35,729 - I can't fuck you with money. 600 01:10:36,188 --> 01:10:39,275 That's what you get off your old man, huh, money. 601 01:10:40,985 --> 01:10:42,361 You're such a fucking whore. 602 01:10:44,029 --> 01:10:45,614 - You love bitches. 603 01:10:45,948 --> 01:10:47,199 - That's why I'm fucking one. 604 01:10:50,369 --> 01:10:51,704 - Let's cut and go for a new angle now. 605 01:11:02,089 --> 01:11:03,382 - Lance. 606 01:11:06,719 --> 01:11:10,806 I just want you to know that I'm really sorry about. .. You know... 607 01:11:11,140 --> 01:11:13,726 - No, no, no there's no reason to apologize. 608 01:11:14,059 --> 01:11:15,269 It was my fault. 609 01:11:15,895 --> 01:11:19,273 - Well I guess, actually, we both have reason to apologize. 610 01:11:22,443 --> 01:11:23,777 - Yeah, I guess. 611 01:11:26,864 --> 01:11:29,450 - Ah, it's nice to see you two aren't fighting. 612 01:11:30,117 --> 01:11:32,870 Ok ready everybody we are back in business. 613 01:11:33,329 --> 01:11:35,289 Places everyone! Get ready for a take. 614 01:11:35,623 --> 01:11:36,373 Heat em' up. 615 01:11:36,749 --> 01:11:38,834 - Now hold on a second, I , uh... 616 01:11:40,044 --> 01:11:42,671 Uh, I'm not hard. 617 01:11:43,172 --> 01:11:44,506 Try to get my dick up anyways. 618 01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:45,966 You don't mind, do you? 619 01:11:46,300 --> 01:11:46,967 - No. 620 01:11:47,426 --> 01:11:48,969 - Gotta get back in character. 621 01:11:49,762 --> 01:11:52,473 - The camera is just on your faces. Can't we get this thing shot? 622 01:11:52,890 --> 01:11:56,810 - Hey I'm gonna tell you something. I've got to be inside her, alright? 623 01:11:57,144 --> 01:11:58,312 - It's alright Lance we're holding. 624 01:11:58,646 --> 01:12:00,648 - I do this soft core stuff it's ok, I don't want to pretend. 625 01:12:01,023 --> 01:12:02,066 I want to feel it. 626 01:12:02,399 --> 01:12:04,693 - If we don't start soon we will be into over time, Lance. 627 01:12:06,695 --> 01:12:08,113 - You know sometimes your... 628 01:12:08,447 --> 01:12:09,323 - It's ok. 629 01:12:09,657 --> 01:12:11,075 - Don't get me upset, alright? 630 01:12:11,617 --> 01:12:12,368 Jesus. 631 01:12:12,743 --> 01:12:13,702 - Roll sound. 632 01:12:14,620 --> 01:12:15,287 Mark. 633 01:12:16,330 --> 01:12:17,164 Action! 634 01:12:24,713 --> 01:12:25,798 - I love your big dick. 635 01:12:28,092 --> 01:12:28,759 Fuck me. 636 01:12:33,389 --> 01:12:34,390 Turn me over. 637 01:12:34,723 --> 01:12:35,140 - What? 638 01:12:35,599 --> 01:12:36,934 - Turn me over. 639 01:12:37,851 --> 01:12:39,645 I want you to see my ass. 640 01:12:51,949 --> 01:12:53,117 You like that? 641 01:12:58,122 --> 01:12:59,415 Just pull it down, come on. 642 01:13:11,885 --> 01:13:12,720 You got it. 643 01:13:22,563 --> 01:13:25,149 (moaning) 644 01:13:29,403 --> 01:13:30,571 Fuck me! 645 01:13:36,076 --> 01:13:38,329 Oh, I want your big dick! 646 01:13:39,288 --> 01:13:40,164 Fuck me! 647 01:13:46,045 --> 01:13:49,048 (moaning) 648 01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:02,936 Fuck me! 649 01:14:09,651 --> 01:14:11,612 Grab my ass! Grab it! 650 01:14:12,321 --> 01:14:13,364 Fuck me! 651 01:14:20,371 --> 01:14:22,039 (moaning) 652 01:14:49,316 --> 01:14:53,862 - And cut! Beautiful! Beautiful! 653 01:14:56,115 --> 01:14:59,326 (film crew mumbling) 654 01:15:01,453 --> 01:15:02,663 Wrap for the day! 655 01:15:19,263 --> 01:15:20,013 - Hey! 656 01:15:21,890 --> 01:15:22,975 How about dinner sometime? 657 01:15:23,976 --> 01:15:24,726 - Really? 658 01:15:26,311 --> 01:15:27,438 I'd like that. 659 01:15:35,779 --> 01:15:39,116 (upbeat music) 660 01:16:24,453 --> 01:16:28,207 (murmuring to each other) 661 01:16:43,096 --> 01:16:44,723 (giggling) 662 01:16:45,933 --> 01:16:47,643 - Hey nice place you have. 663 01:16:50,062 --> 01:16:52,564 - You know I don't think I've ever been happier, Lance. 664 01:16:53,023 --> 01:16:53,732 - Yeah? 665 01:16:54,691 --> 01:16:56,610 Is that before or after you locked me out of the house? 666 01:16:59,321 --> 01:16:59,947 - Would you like a drink ? 667 01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:01,365 - I'd love one, thanks. 668 01:17:03,158 --> 01:17:07,037 You know you made Daisy and Bud very happy too. 669 01:17:07,663 --> 01:17:09,248 If it wasn't for you they'd never have met. 670 01:17:10,457 --> 01:17:12,584 - If it wasn't for you they would have never met. 671 01:17:15,003 --> 01:17:16,380 - You need to tell me something, uh... 672 01:17:19,258 --> 01:17:20,217 You think, uh... 673 01:17:21,009 --> 01:17:22,970 You think you could marry me? 674 01:17:24,221 --> 01:17:24,638 - No. 675 01:17:25,764 --> 01:17:26,974 - A hard man is good to find. 676 01:17:28,392 --> 01:17:29,476 - But you didn't let me finish. 677 01:17:30,352 --> 01:17:33,230 What I meant to say is, why do you want to marry me? 678 01:17:36,358 --> 01:17:39,861 - Ah, let me see. This might take a while. 679 01:17:41,572 --> 01:17:46,743 If you say yes, I'll spend the rest of our lives telling you why. 680 01:17:58,297 --> 01:18:01,425 - You know this is the first time we are alone together. 681 01:18:28,994 --> 01:18:36,994 (melodic piano music) 682 01:22:34,239 --> 01:22:37,075 (upbeat drum music) 683 01:23:27,208 --> 01:23:30,629 - Mr. and Mrs. Cochran. By the power vested in me, 684 01:23:30,962 --> 01:23:32,339 by the state of California. 685 01:23:33,381 --> 01:23:36,259 I pronounce you man and wife. 686 01:23:36,635 --> 01:23:38,386 You may kiss the bride. 687 01:23:42,641 --> 01:23:46,186 - And Mr. Hardy and Ms. Hand, I just want to tell you 688 01:23:46,728 --> 01:23:50,148 how much my wife and I enjoy watching your films. 689 01:23:50,565 --> 01:23:52,275 - Thank you your honor. - Thanks you. Thank you very much. 690 01:23:53,360 --> 01:23:54,194 Bud congratulations! 691 01:23:54,819 --> 01:23:56,071 - Thank you Mr. Hardy. 692 01:23:58,657 --> 01:24:00,492 - Thank you so much. 693 01:24:00,909 --> 01:24:02,077 - Daisy, congratulations. 694 01:24:03,453 --> 01:24:04,329 - Thanks Lance. 695 01:24:04,663 --> 01:24:05,580 - Very best of luck to you both. 696 01:24:05,914 --> 01:24:06,790 - Thank you, thank you, sir. 697 01:24:08,917 --> 01:24:11,378 - Bye, bye. Have a safe trip! - So long! 698 01:24:30,230 --> 01:24:33,566 - So you got married? I'll send you a wedding gift. 699 01:24:34,401 --> 01:24:35,110 Who? 700 01:24:35,735 --> 01:24:38,321 Daisy? I thought you and Linda, she... 701 01:24:40,448 --> 01:24:41,241 You what?! 702 01:24:41,992 --> 01:24:42,909 She what?! 703 01:24:45,036 --> 01:24:48,623 - You and who? I thought you were sweet on what's her name? 704 01:24:49,374 --> 01:24:51,876 Linda's what? Come on Lance quit kidding. 705 01:24:52,460 --> 01:24:54,963 You're what? Hello? Hello? 706 01:24:57,674 --> 01:25:01,845 - (in unison) They quit, both of them, all of them. 707 01:25:05,724 --> 01:25:07,475 - What do we do Bernie? 708 01:25:10,645 --> 01:25:13,314 - Some where in this star struck town 709 01:25:13,690 --> 01:25:18,445 there's gotta be another guy with a big cock, a pretty face, 710 01:25:18,778 --> 01:25:20,155 able to cum on que. 711 01:25:25,785 --> 01:25:31,708 You, fella. You out there. How about you? You want to be a Matinee Idol? 712 01:25:33,877 --> 01:25:31,708 (upbeat music)